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Monday: We just had an amazing weekend, so getting out of bed is tough. You playfully pull me back to bed every time I try to get up, so I'm a bit late to work, but it's worth it for 30 minutes of snuggling. After work, we get pizza and beer for Monday Night Football. Tuesday: We turn our phones off, then make dinner together. We play cards on the floor next to the fireplace, and end up making love in the middle of the living room. Wednesday: I'm bored at work, so start flirting with you over text messages. Our texts gradually heat up throughout the day -- I can barely concentrate. We race home after work and our stuff barely hits the floor before we are tangled up in one another. Thursday: Poker night for you, girls dinner for me. I'm asleep when you get home, so you curl up behind me, your body perfectly fitting mine. Friday: After work we leave to go camping. We arrive to the campsite late, grab some drinks, and light a fire. In front of the fire we talk about anything and everything. We laugh about the stupid things we did as kids, and cry about some of the people we've lost along the way. Saturday: We sleep in, then go for a hike overlooking the beautiful mountains. When we get back we head out on the lake for the rest of the day. We lay in the sun, paddle around, and drink a few beers. At night, we skinny-dip, playfully splashing around until we can't stand another second of our bodies not together. Sunday: We wake up to a soft rain against the tent, and are both secretly excited because it gives us an excuse to stay in the tent. We eventually pack up and head back to Portland, where we have friends over for a barbeque. When the night is done, we can't wait to start it all over again.
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I am a single black female looking for a nice, tall , outgoing, adventurous white male over 24. I am 5"8 so prefer man whom are 6feet and over. My baggage are: I have an interracial son that I love beyond understanding, his father past away while I was pregnant. I work alot and travel for my job. I am at time temperamental and hard nut to crack. I need a stong man that can deal with my behavior. I am funny and sweet to the right person. You will get the treatment that you deserve. You are king as long as I am queen. I don't have time or energy for games. I am Hoping to find someone that is ready for ltr and free to get to know someone with a little baggage. I don't hide or tell lies so I expect honesty in return. If you are interested let me know.
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I just moved here and don't know anybody. I'm crazy bored and just wanna go do something with someone. I really really prefer women since the guys here seem to think this is the casual encounters with a different name, but if you're not tryin to be a jerk then we'll be cool. I've got my own transportation. No one more than like 5 or 6 years older than me, it starts gettin weird past a certain point. We can figure out what movie and what time later
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I dont want a relationship, I just wanna have fun. I just want to to meet a HOT good looking man who is outgoing, fun, and likes to cuddle at night. I like men n uniforms. I am looking to have fun, and have a good time. I am towards the city. Please send pictures and lets see what happens. It's Friday. so I am not SPAM. I'm waiting for your response. Please have your life squared away, i do like kids, and i love attention and affection. Please send a picture as well!! And let me about yuouself.
I was reading some of the blogs...people complaining about not being able to actually meet let alone get laid. I feel the need to throw in my two cents worth on this subject. Back in the day when I was a young lass you met people at social gatherings, parties, bars..etc. It gave you a chance to observe people before approaching them and ample time to interact in a safe environment. I would be willing to bet good money that NONE of you have ever taken one look at a person you just saw from across the room walked right up and asked them to fuck. If you have, please let me know how that worked out for you. Oh, hookers don't count and neither do barflies. Do you really want to have sex with some one you have not even exchanged names with? Again, hookers don't count. Stop looking at photographs and take a look at the BIG PICTURE. Ladies...he may have a yummy looking pic of his cock posted and you just know you want THAT. Ok, so he shows up 2 hours later with greasy hair, dirt under his finger nails and OMG what IS that smell? Guys....and you know you are guilty of this. How many times have you seen a pic of a woman and thought "I want that, she's hot" ( or some variation there of ) only to meet and find out that what looked like a size 16 is really a size 26 and she'd had her make up professionally done before taking the pic she posted? Or she snorts when she laughs, smells bad, has O personality? I just don't know WTF you all are bitching about. You come into contact with dozens if not hundreds of people EVERY DAY. How many of them have you hooked up with? Just because the people on this site are looking for sex does not mean they are looking to have it with you. Some people are picky. Some aren't and please let me assure you that I am in no way passing judgement on you and or how you live your life. I am just saying that even if you are in a bar looking for a one nite stand, there is still leg work to be done. Ya gotta buy her a drink, talk and flirt, maybe even get out there on the dance floor. Adult FriendFinder has no bar so there are no drinks. No dance floor either. That leaves talking and flirting. Something you would have to do to get laid anyways ( once again, hookers don't count ) so you may as well quit your whining and just do it. Quit complaining that women want to talk. You would have had to talk at the bar/party etc anyways. If you don't wanna talk maybe you should be looking for the hooker, she will just call you john anyways.