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Life is short, stunt it

So okay, depending on who you are I am kind of timid. But, I swear I am pretty lively once that barrier is broken. I'm not some petite princess. I wear jeans, tshirts and sneakers. I am working on being more lady like... but it's, like, so not my thing appearance wise. So sorry in advance if you like dresses and booty shorts. Maybe one day I'll get there. I have nice hair though. I like kitties and puppies, cheap beer, good laughs, sitting on porches and talking, watching BRAVO. I have gay guy friends instead of girlfriends. I laugh at myself a lot. I get over shit fast. Hate stupid arguments. Dislike gum smacking. If you smack your gum, depending on how badly I think you could beat me up, I WILL SMACK YOU! I am looking for someone with similar interests. I enjoy a wide range of movies, but really love coming of age stories, dark humor, horror, comedies. Not a big action fan. It would be really nice to find someone who likes Metallica and will jam with me in the car to all of Ride the Lightning. I want to go to more shows in Austin and just get out more in general. Looking for a partner in crime...just don't get me sent to jail. I want someone who can show me things, teach me things. Someone with talents. I enjoy creative people. Be smart! Appearance wise, I prefer white white guys, good teeth...maybe metal, with tats and great facial hair? But, I won't dismiss anyone if you don't fit all that. I just want someone who wants me, all of me. No just in a sexual way. I want something easy and fun. I do not want to have to worry constantly if I have lost your interest. So be up front, not a pussy bitch. Sick of that. Btw, sorry this is so out of order. I'm scatter brained. And I am not putting a picture b/c I don't know that I am comfortable with that just yet! Get over it. Send me a photo, and some interesting jazz about yourself. Not sure if CL is the best place for finding someone, haha. But eff it! I'm curious. Bleh, I'm going to stop blabbing The Real Housewives of Orange County is calling me.

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just wanna be happy again

Let me start off by saying if you have a gf or wife please do not respond not looking to be a homewrecker... also if your looking for a hook up please do not respond... im not a barbie so if your aren't into thick girls sorry... also if you don't like kids im not your girl either .... i love to laugh and joke around i hate drama i speak my mind sometimes gets me into trouble... im looking for a relationship so if your not please dont waste either of our time... im pretty easy to get along with just be real with me n we will get along just fine...

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lots of fun

I am a lot of fun. New to the area 21 and single and ready to mingle! I love to go out and have fun. Go to the beach and just relax! Just got out of a relationship so not looking right away but i would love to be friends and see where things go! Send a picture and ill will return the favor. If i do not respond its not because im fake im just not interested! Hope to find my dream guy! Type your favorite color in the subject line!

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Friends with super awesome benefits, anyone?

I want to meet new people and I seem to have a hard time managing to meet people (specifically men) in person! I want someone that I can genuinely be friends with, go out and do things with.... and hopefully more! Definitely more, actually! But nothing serious, I am at a point in my life that serious and I just do not mix. About me - fun, slightly spontaneous, a little nerdy at times and so much more! On the shorter side at 63 inches (oooh you didn't expect that one, did you?!) long dark hair with some kick ass highlights, curvy and eyes that like to change color with what I wear, my mood, or whenever they feel like it! I'll be a quarter of a century in a few months - but I still consider myself to be a young one, lol! I have been called everything from cute and pretty to adorable and beautiful. I don't really know - you can be the judge of that. About you - anything from a country boy to a tatted up bad boy is fine by me. Preferably taller then me (not like that's too hard) ... actually super tall really gets me going, decently fit with good personal hygiene! Not younger then me, and no older then 30-34. Hopefully you have your own car and don't live with your mother - but I can look past that if you have a really good story to go with it ;) A sense of humor is a must - no ifs ands or buts about that one. Absolutely no homophobes, racists or jackasses! If you don't think I am crazy, and might want to get to know me a little better - hit me up with a pic (I like faces!) and something interesting about yourself to catch my attention. And put your favorite book in the email header so that 1. I know you are the real deal and 2. I know that you know how to pay attention!

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And they lived happliy ever after..

or something like it.... I've been out of the dating game for a while mainly because of school and work and partly because I just don't want to get hurt. But I've come to the point in my life where I am tired of being alone. I went to the store today and it sucks not having someone to do simple things like that will. I am looking for someone who is family oriented. I would like to have a family of my own someday, not tomorrow, but someday in the near-ish future. It doesn't take much to make me happy. Just get me around good friends and good laughs and I'm set. I think it's kind of pointless to write a novel when I probably won't get any replies. But if you are in the least pit interested after reading this, send me a e-mail and we'll see if goes any where. I am also NOT looking for a one night stand thing or a hook up so if that is what you are looking for please look elsewhere and don't waste my time or yours.

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Nice guy

I'm looking for a nice guy who doesnt do drugs, drink excessively or smoke anything other than cigarettes. Must be local to Wallingford, like kids, drive, be white, and be physically fit. I'm 5'9 200lbs brown hair and eyes. I'm Italian and Irish. I like to hang out, watch movies listen to music, read, go to parks, and the beach Email me if you are interested...YOUR FACE PIC GETS MINE....PLEASE BE WHITE AND REPLY WITH A FACE PIC...NO PIC NO REPLY

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I was reading some of the blogs...people complaining about not being able to actually meet let alone get laid. I feel the need to throw in my two cents worth on this subject. Back in the day when I was a young lass you met people at social gatherings, parties, bars..etc. It gave you a chance to observe people before approaching them and ample time to interact in a safe environment. I would be willing to bet good money that NONE of you have ever taken one look at a person you just saw from across the room walked right up and asked them to fuck. If you have, please let me know how that worked out for you. Oh, hookers don't count and neither do barflies. Do you really want to have sex with some one you have not even exchanged names with? Again, hookers don't count. Stop looking at photographs and take a look at the BIG PICTURE. Ladies...he may have a yummy looking pic of his cock posted and you just know you want THAT. Ok, so he shows up 2 hours later with greasy hair, dirt under his finger nails and OMG what IS that smell? Guys....and you know you are guilty of this. How many times have you seen a pic of a woman and thought "I want that, she's hot" ( or some variation there of ) only to meet and find out that what looked like a size 16 is really a size 26 and she'd had her make up professionally done before taking the pic she posted? Or she snorts when she laughs, smells bad, has O personality? I just don't know WTF you all are bitching about. You come into contact with dozens if not hundreds of people EVERY DAY. How many of them have you hooked up with? Just because the people on this site are looking for sex does not mean they are looking to have it with you. Some people are picky. Some aren't and please let me assure you that I am in no way passing judgement on you and or how you live your life. I am just saying that even if you are in a bar looking for a one nite stand, there is still leg work to be done. Ya gotta buy her a drink, talk and flirt, maybe even get out there on the dance floor. Adult FriendFinder has no bar so there are no drinks. No dance floor either. That leaves talking and flirting. Something you would have to do to get laid anyways ( once again, hookers don't count ) so you may as well quit your whining and just do it. Quit complaining that women want to talk. You would have had to talk at the bar/party etc anyways. If you don't wanna talk maybe you should be looking for the hooker, she will just call you john anyways.