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hi my my name is Patricia and im looking a long term partner/husband for my sisterwho is currently out of the country( asian)...all of her friends are married to army guys and they are now in different states of United states...she is 27 years old, single and never been married as she was waiting for the guy here in cruces and ended up nothing for 4 years...she is banking and finance graduate and looking for a professional guy also who is serious and would have kid my my sister to build a happy family..remember this would be a long term relationship as most asians are loyal and faithful. thanks

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Hello! I'm 35, single, with no kids. I'm not a size 0 by any stretch, but I love my curves and I'm comfortable with my body. Now that that's out of the way.... I am seeking a man that is normal and sane between the ages of 35 and 45, a little old fashioned too. Must be financially sound (basically have a job, car, place to live), have a good head on his shoulders but able to cut loose and be a little wacky from time to time. If you have kids that's fine, ethnicity isn't important as long as you're a good guy. I don't expect "love" at first sight, or even a long term relationship after the first date. If you are looking for a one night stand or an easy lay, keep looking... it isn't going to happen with me. I don't want to hear about your favorite position or tell you mine in the first (or second) conversation that we have.... nor will I agree to lie to immigration so your family can get a green card. If you are looking for a friend first with the possibility of a relationship, then email me and we can chat... please put your name in the subject line so I can weed through the spam. Hopefully I don't sound too negative, but it's brutal out there!!

-Are you super nerdy/geeky? -Have a sense of humor? -Tall and skinny? -Have the mind space to process thoughts, speak coherently, and hold a friggin' conversation? -Would you appreciate a girlfriend with huge tits? (Am I even allowed to say that here?!) Well apply now! I am now screening applicants for the position of boyfriend for my roommate. No, I am not for sale, but she is! She is obsessed with Dr. Who, cosplay, anime, Tumblr, and livestreaming...whatever the hell that is. Her interests are outside my realm of understanding. Apply today? :D (via e-mail! vrooooooom...) P.S. - Her plans were to hit up the AFK Tavern this weekend if that gives you any kind of idea how big of a geek she be....ARRRRRR. I'm a pirate. No pictures yet. Maybe once I show her this awesome post she will either nail me to a cross or see the humor in it and let me add one. Feel free to send me any photos showcasing your most handsome features so that I may splay them to her! ...and by features I don't mean your weenie.

Hello, my names Rosie. Iv been living here for a while over 2 years now. Lately its been really rough. And i dont really have friends (yet). So to make it easier to read this ill make listss. Abouut me: - I love to cook. - Im kinda a nerd, i love anime and gaming. Getting good at call tof duty lol. - Im from maryland. - Im very shy (at first). - I like to drink socially. - I Love 420. - I have no phone. What im looking for: - Kind guy to be friends or more with. - Someone profesional, job/ car. - Likes homecooking. - Loves 420. - Somes who can help me a bit though my hard time Im having. - Loves a bigger girl whos soft n cuddly. - A bit nerdy, or least likes to game. Hope to hear from yu soon. Again, i have no phone so please dont be sending me phone numbers. Also in the subject line put your favorite movie or I will assume you arnt serious and have not read all the way through this. Thank yu~

Hi my name is Karrie, I have four kids. I'm from a small town, I love animals.. I enjoy horse back riding, riding 4 wheeler, spending time with my kids and animals, watching movies. I'm easy going. I dont like sitting on bar stools. I'm 5 foot 3 with light brown hair, blue eye. I'm looking for a family man, that likes kids and shares some of the same intrests as me. Love to here from you. (If not spam put smile in suject line)