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I can't believe its come to this, but it has

Hello. Basically, it is too damn hard to meet people these days. How does anyone even do it? Work? My work is a vag fest. School? I'm out for summer right now. Then of course there is just walking up to attractive strangers at the grocery store or freakin dollar tree and hoping for the best. Honestly though, does anyone really do that ? Whats that even based on? Looks and one conversation, which is not enough for me to want to date someone. This is what brings me here to the shady sleezefest of a world that is craigslist(NOTE: this is not what i am looking for, it was merely a joke, i've been known to make them from time to time). Actually, to be precise, my intent is to post this ad with the slight hope that there is some normal, but of course slightly desperate, lad out there checking women seeking man ads that has a zillion things in common with me/is single/is awesome and we will email chat.Then if I feel as though I will not be murdered/raped/propositioned for payed sex, will go on a date or just hang with. Nothing fancy. Not looking to get married or jump into any sort or relationship or orgy. Basically for interests we are looking at- Art(I draw,craft and such, I also have an art related job), reading(nonfiction and fiction), passion for the environment(majoring in Environmental Science), Music( I listen to indie/alt, i guess, im also learning guitar), Working out( gym 5 plus days a week, im in shape in case you care),Metaphysics(anything Occult or New Age as well) Individuals with interests similar to these are encouraged to write. Write your heart out. Write your brains out. Write whatever, I like getting mail. OH ! and answer this question as the subject so I know you aren't a horrible virus that is going to destroy my computer. How old are you? OH OH! If the number is over 27 please don't bother. Thanks : )

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Sugar and Spice....

Wow---never thought I'd actually post on one of these things!! I'm 19 years old, blonde haired, blue eyed, short (5'3", 128 lbs) I've had such bad luck with guys in the past that this is my last resort.....but anyways, I'm looking for a sweet, down to earth guy who loves to have fun. I want someone I can get to know, friends first, maybe something else later. I'm loud and spunky, but sweet and caring when it counts the most. So, if you're interested, email me! What've you got to lose? Pic 4 Pic. :)

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Normal Educated Gentlemen?

So I've been reading lots of posts like these on CL lately and have figured out that there aren't many men that fit that category. I'm 20 years old and will be a junior this fall studying Political Economy. I would love to find someone that is relatively normal, has some college under their belt or at lease a decent job, and is willing to put time into a lasting relationship. Personality and values are most important to me. Get me to laugh, and I'm yours. I love stand up comedy and horror movies. I also love current events and politics type stuff, so bonus if you do too :) If maybe you don't feel we'd be a good match but still would like to consider a friendship, I can never have too many friends! I feel super weird and awkward about posting this on CL so please don't feel weird responding haha. Looking forward to hearing from you!

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hellooo :)

well im looking to settle down. im only 20 but im already sick of the dating scene and want to start a life. im a full time student at macomb, im going for nursing :) Brown hair, brown eyes, 5'3 170lbs (yes, im full figured. ) Im into tattoos and piercings. i have 6 tattoos, 4 facial piercings and my ears are stretched to 00g. hmu if youre interested. pic on request, but send one of yourself first :)

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This is it

So this is it... I am looking for a man who wants to get to know each other a bit and then move from there. Seems like everyone just wants sex out of the gate, this is not what I am offering. Let's hang out, relax together and let things flow naturally. I am not looking for ltr... more ongoing fwb situation-- special emphasis on the "friends" ;-) I hope I can find someone who is interested in meeting first and making decisions about what happens next after that. I don't want to do endless emails. Let's meet. Please be local. Not that I think its a great idea for a meeting, but I am going to the movies tonight (Tuesday)... maybe you want to meet beforehand, talk and decide if you want to join me there. I know you are out there... here I am. Hope to hear from you. Reply with subject: Open Offer some information about yourself including age, descript/pic, what you're looking for. We can take it from there. My stats: 26. New Haven. BBW (smaller). 5'5''. African American. No kids. Drive. Laid Back. Open minded. Educated.

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Friendly Redhead Seeking Companionship

I am looking for male compaionship/friendship. I am a nice, quiet female with a wide variety of interests and I enjoy diverse activities. I was just hoping to be intoduced to a similar male, so that I do travel to Jefferson and Lewis Counties somewhat regularly for work and it would be nice to know someone in the area. I do have pictures to exchange once I get a feel for you.

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I was reading some of the blogs...people complaining about not being able to actually meet let alone get laid. I feel the need to throw in my two cents worth on this subject. Back in the day when I was a young lass you met people at social gatherings, parties, bars..etc. It gave you a chance to observe people before approaching them and ample time to interact in a safe environment. I would be willing to bet good money that NONE of you have ever taken one look at a person you just saw from across the room walked right up and asked them to fuck. If you have, please let me know how that worked out for you. Oh, hookers don't count and neither do barflies. Do you really want to have sex with some one you have not even exchanged names with? Again, hookers don't count. Stop looking at photographs and take a look at the BIG PICTURE. Ladies...he may have a yummy looking pic of his cock posted and you just know you want THAT. Ok, so he shows up 2 hours later with greasy hair, dirt under his finger nails and OMG what IS that smell? Guys....and you know you are guilty of this. How many times have you seen a pic of a woman and thought "I want that, she's hot" ( or some variation there of ) only to meet and find out that what looked like a size 16 is really a size 26 and she'd had her make up professionally done before taking the pic she posted? Or she snorts when she laughs, smells bad, has O personality? I just don't know WTF you all are bitching about. You come into contact with dozens if not hundreds of people EVERY DAY. How many of them have you hooked up with? Just because the people on this site are looking for sex does not mean they are looking to have it with you. Some people are picky. Some aren't and please let me assure you that I am in no way passing judgement on you and or how you live your life. I am just saying that even if you are in a bar looking for a one nite stand, there is still leg work to be done. Ya gotta buy her a drink, talk and flirt, maybe even get out there on the dance floor. Adult FriendFinder has no bar so there are no drinks. No dance floor either. That leaves talking and flirting. Something you would have to do to get laid anyways ( once again, hookers don't count ) so you may as well quit your whining and just do it. Quit complaining that women want to talk. You would have had to talk at the bar/party etc anyways. If you don't wanna talk maybe you should be looking for the hooker, she will just call you john anyways.