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Hey :) I like to meddle in my friends lives and lead them to believe that weird creepers from Craigslist like them and want to get to know them. I'm fully capable of screening these applicants. I totally get them to send a picture! So I know they aren't psycho rapists or anything, and if they are? Well it's not MY life I'm messing with just some petite asian friend of mine I've decided is sad and pathetic and helpless and lonely so I thought I'd tell a bunch of sexual predators on Craigslist about her then give them information on how to contact her. I mean what could possibly go wrong? I am the best friend in the world :). Anyway, I have a cute, young, lonely Asian friend and if you ask nicely I will give you her contact info so you can just "innocently flirt with her". P.s. this ad makes scence....

Im a very outgoing, postive, and friendly kind of gal. My family and friends are my world and I wouldn't have it any other way. I enjoy going out doing some form of activity or a relaxing night at home. I'm a strong believer that it's who you're with that is the best part of something. I love laughter and know how to be silly, but also know when to be serious. And I cannot forget the Phillies...nothing like a good Phillies game! I graduated from a Technical School and i am currently working in a home health care facility where i am a biller. I'm really good at listening to my friends and being there for them when they need me. Family and Friends are a big part of my life and im close with everybody. I dont have kids yet of my own someday i will. I like going out with friends, dance once in a while, go to the beach, concerts,disney world, amusement parks,concerts, the shore,movies, dinner, bowling, mini golf sometimes. Btw im not on here looking for friends with benefits,one night stands,or sex. Im here looking for a serious relationship and hope it turns into more. As for what I'm looking for in a guy: A functioning personality mainly. But a sense of humor, sweetness and goal oriented doesn't hurt either

First of all where have all the serious men at? I am a very nice country gal with old fashioned values and I am not like most women I am down to earth have a huge heart and a smile that will warm your heart. I am looking for a man that does not judge a woman for being over wieght as am over 200 lbs. I am a single mom and love my son more than anything I would like to have a family and more kids with the right man one who is serious commited and honesty is a must. I would like to meet a man that loves me and accepts me for me. I do not smoke, do drugs, am disease free and do drink at like social events. I am a Gretchen Wilson type of gal I am one of the guys but yet I am sexy to I know how to look like a sexy diva and love to go out on the town and have a good time. I would like to meet a White man that does not smoke, do drugs and is disease free and a light social drinker to come and rock my world and love me when I am at my worst and not feeling well. I have a warm heart and would love to share my life and grow old with a man that has good values like I do. When Replying put ur fave food in the subject line so I know your not a spammer we can trade pics and numbers after emailing

Ok here's the thing I'm.single I'm a mother an I'm.tired of doing it all alone my kids dads r not in the picture by there choice an I'm just.tired of having to.do it all I want someone who doesn't care to.be a father to kids that isn't his I.want.someone I.can eventually be married to an have a.life with does that type of man even exist anymore I'm thinking they don't I'm in my twenties I do not care if ur older than me I do not care about what color r u if ur serious about wanting to.have.s life with someone then reply to this ad an maybe we can chat or text some thank u an have a good n

I'm looking for someone who I connect with, spend time with and see where things go. Eventually I would like to settle down. But for now I just want to get to know someone and have that companionship. I know this is CL and its super pathetic, however, I have nothing to lose so why not? Totally sane, chill and very cool person to be around (so I've been told). I will only respond to emails that contain pictures.

Hi! I've been looking to for a mutual beneficial/friends with benefits/ongoing arrangement of sorts. I typically date older and thoroughly enjoy the dichotomy of the different perspectives and experiences. I'm actually a lot more low maintenance than I'm coming off, but I imagine there is some overworked professional that wouldn't mind my company a few times a month. I'm AA sweet, tall, slim and generally happy. I have dark hair, a bright smile and long legs. Also, I'm an open book. What you see if what you get with me. I am college educated with plans of starting class next month, which is why we should set something up!! I'm completely available next week, with the exception of Tuesday-- work outing to see the Phillies (though I would love to have a reason to get out of it...). I am real and very serious about meeting. Hopefully you are too. Please say something worthwhile, and if you don't know what I mean by generous; apologies, this post isn't for you. Looking forward to hearing from you! xo