Ok, so I bought this Groupon for a Thursday night show at the Comedy Castle and I was going to go with a friend that loves comedy shows, but she's decided to move on me. So instead of reaching out to some of my other friends I thought it might be interesting to see what response I got on here from anyone who might enjoy meeting up for a fun date! The tickets must be used in the next 2 Thursdays, so you'd need to be available one of those dates. Please respond with a little bit about yourself, a picture, and the name of your favorite comedian in the subject line. You'll get a picture in return :)
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I'm interested in possibly starting a relationship, I've always loved Asians so I thought I'd see if any where interested in seeing me. I am 18 and I have a few tattoos, short blonde hair, I'm 5'6, I weigh 120 so I'm skinny with some curves, and I have an extremly cheerful disposition. I would like someone that likes animals, art, and music. I'm not big into romantic things so no worries there. This also doesn't have to be for dating, if someone just wants to hang out that's cool too. Just email me with the title Asian so I know you're responding to this ad, send a pic (no nudes) with the email and I'll send one back
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Hmm not entirely sure what to post here.. Pretty sure I just want an online friend right now with the potential for more, but not anytime soon. I do have a boyfriend so I am not looking for a romantic or physical relationship. We could chat online, play games, etc. I'll kick your butt at Scrabble or let you win if it helps your ego, you decide. You must use Yahoo. Other chat things suck more. About me: I am VERY shy and very overweight (250-300). I am a college graduate but do not have a job (sadface). I love dogs. I live at home. I love Neopets (gaming website).
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I am a 25 single BBW. I have a full time job and my own place and my car. I have 2 kids at home with me. I am seeking a smaller built Asian man. I have never been with an Asian man but I have always been really attracted to them. I would like the man who messages me to like kids. Distance isnt a problem for me. I can always host to. I just would like to meet someone who wants me for me and who wants a long term relationship. I want someone who wants to go out and have fun. Go to the zoo and other things like that. the age range i would like is 20-32. and the only other thing I ask is that they not fat. I am not attracted to fat men. sorry but i am not. If i have said anything that has caught your eye. please message me. I will respond ASAP. Your picture gets mine.
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So I've decided to try blogging about my sexual exploits and my love life in general. So my most recent escapade was with this guy that I have fucked a few times before, but lost contact with in the last year. We hooked up late one night this past week. The things that guy can do with his tongue are fan- fucking-tastic. He knows just what I like and when I need more cock or more tongue in my pussy. His cock is the perfect size to hit all the right spots in my pussy. I came at least twice from the fucking and twice more from when he ate my pussy. It was a hell of a way to make the rest of the week a whole lot better. The only problem was I wanted to fuck again an hour later, but I was already home. I think I may be turning into some kind of Nympho. Oh well. Til next time.